Oral sex? Michael Douglas? Definitely fodder for late-night jokesters. Here are some of the cracks from Monday monologues:
Conan O'Brien:"In a new interview, Michael Douglas says his throat cancer was caused by performing oral sex on too many women. The interview appears in theJournal of Overcompensating for Having Just Played Liberace."
Jay Leno:"In an interview with The Guardian, Michael Douglas said he got throat cancer from oral sex. He says he's been cancer free for two years. Obviously, he's not going down without a fight, it's safe to say."Michael said he's trying to remember the name of the woman who gave it to him. It's right on the tip of his tongue ..."You know what this means. Remember that scene with Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct? He was staring cancer in the face. That's what that means. ..."So, oral sex can cause cancer. I don't know if that's covered under Obamacare? But you can be damn sure it would have been covered under Clinton care!"
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